Funny Jokes For Evening

                  ******** A Letter To Boss ***********



Dear Boss,
People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.







                             *******  Revenge On Father  *******




Father to son :   whenever i beat you,
  you don't get annoyed,
  how you control your anger?
Son : I start cleaning the toilet.
seat with your toothbrush




          ******   In Memory of all Those Who love Their Boss! *******

 
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead, she explains "I'm Afraid he Died Last Week".

The next day the man Calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the Wife replies, "He Died Last Week."

The next day he calls again and
Once more asks to speak to his boss,
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

He Replied Laughing, "I Just Love Hearing It"
oh about the question you asked, I will ask,
depending on who am asking.




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